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Fatass who likes to play destiny
Michael probably never left his room in days
The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
“I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
Michael is a person who has a very large dick it tends to be 8 to 10 inches they are also tall muscular and sexy
damm Michael is fucking sexy
Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho
Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael