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flush nut

1) To hit a golf or tennis shot perfectly.
2) To nut all over your bitch!

Yo he flush nutted that golf shot!! Over 300 yards!

by Wenchslikemr April 7, 2016


Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).

"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."

by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018


scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018


nut comfort

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017


nut swirl

when you are on your knees giving your man a blowjob and you put his balls in your mouth ever so gently and you turn your head to side, rockin his nuts back and forth for a nut swirl in your mouth.

I like when my pal gives me a nut swirl for the holidays.

by meandpallymadeitup December 28, 2016


Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 13, 2019


Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 7, 2020