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urban dictionary

a website you go to to most likely find out about your name and your friends' names, most likely you'll be dissapointd and figgure out that like my last name Allister... I am a complete and utter retard who laughs to much.. but there on the opposite my first name, Bonnie.... a beautyfull one of a kind girl.... so decide urban dictionary! am I a retard or a beautyfull woman???

._. how'm I supposed to find a sentence for this????
guy: go check your name on urban dictionary
other guy; I did... appairantly I'm a complete and utter retard...

by it's true if you saw it here June 22, 2017


Urban Dictionary

Are you actually stupid

Bro I was making a word in the urban dictionary when someone decided to search up Urban Dictionary in Urban Dictionary isn't he/she dumb?

by Unknown Gurl February 16, 2019


Urban Dictionary

A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.

"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"

by September 15, 2020


Urban Dictionary

A company that i lost interest in within minutes after realizing how I can't dislike certain post that coincidently coincide with mainstream media views

Urban Dictionary is bias

by The real Gilius Thunderhead March 30, 2021


Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!

Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.

by hellomam June 14, 2019


Urban Dictionary

A site where every time I look up someone's name it says the complete opposite definition of the person I'm thinking of!

Me: Looks up "Logan"

Urban Dictionary's Definition: "Great Person with wonderful personality"
Me: Ummmm No!

by RandomChick8 June 25, 2018


Urban Dictionary

Literal Death *searches up a name*

Urban dictionary: ah yes u said pp

why are u here on this cursed urban dictionary

by a cat on google December 6, 2021