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the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021


The Acu War 2

The Second Acu War in which Acu, by Neigefeu, and Boris, (player), have been at war for over 2 weeks. She has died at the very end of the level twice, but has not given up yet. This war has lasted over twice as long as the First Acu War.

I just saw the trailer to the movie documenting The acu war 2, I cant wait to find out what happens!

by Kathy~ March 13, 2021


scrapyard wars

the best fucking series made by linus tech tips but he don’t do it no more

Ivan: Yo that episode of scrapyard wars was dopeeee
Jake: I got a i5-2500k for 50 bucks canadian man!

by fbbdkbokdkboko May 26, 2022


war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 26, 2023


war bax

get out

war bax dont talk to me

by val i luve u May 12, 2022


Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.

by Deez nuts yum May 19, 2023


corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.

Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*

by el socio October 13, 2018