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Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.
‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’
‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’
When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.
Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard
When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.
Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.
When someone wants you to chill out or relax.
yo drake, ur grandma told me to tell you to soak your beans because u actin crazy.
A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.
Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”