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A sexual action when a women kind of has to poop and the man sticks his big toe in her butt getting a small amount of poop on his big toe the man than titty fucks the girl with his foot and every time he strokes the foot up his big toe hits her chin creating a brown beard.
Gay bearded man love near water.
Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.
A tuddly person AKA "Bear" that doves to spoon.
I need big spoon bear tuddles!
The official drink of New Yorkers visiting Chicago in August.
Pete: Ray, what are you drinking?
Ray: Dude, it's just "Bear's Blood."
There Lives A Legend in Sidrock, A Man So Hairy He Resembles A Bear, Recently Slayed By legendary Randolf Hitler, and his companion anghlhjlhelo abbboot maggegina. This Creature was known to Dock with other Bears (search Dock) and eat lemmon heads off of females often (search Lemmonheads for deffinition). many people believe the Country Bear Bit off weckers finger. some say this ass raping faggot mom bitch is actually still alive.
Mmmm Country Bear.
noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.
"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"
*slap*
*knee to the bollocks*
This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.