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A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.
The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!
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Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
Male sexual gratification with a female.
Uncle: So...Dave. What have you been doing these days? Been out there trying to get your stick wet?
A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.
A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.
She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.
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not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)
As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.
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Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!
What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?
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Wet from the back -
1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.
2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1.OMG! Look at that! lol! Max is wet from the back!
2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
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