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The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).
Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).
Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.
“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.
potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time
The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!
An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.
"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"
When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.
Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."