A definition used to describe adult content in the for of images or videos found on Instagram, Facebook or any similar websites.
The definition comes from the similar word; normie meme. A definition used to describe memes heavily reposted.
Yo man, look at this Instagram chick I found.
Wow, that just normie porn.
a better and funnier way of saying get recked
jason falls over
"get porned idiot"
porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies
Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned
Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
Photos of law enforcement types posing in front of seized bales of weed or uprooted plants
Man did you see the brown shoes that DA was wearing in the pot porn shot in the paper today......those were some ugly ass shoes but they matched his suit