matthew powers

actually super chill, like matthew powers is the funniest most awesome dude youll meet

matthew powers is awesome

niggie power

gives you all the powers in the world but is best used in basketball.

jonny"shoot it
me"ok,NIGGIE POWER

Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

power of wow

PSW gang shit

U must be really good at the power of wow

White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!

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Power bust

The act of whilst in intercourse, you slap ur partner across the face as hard as you can and while they’re in shock right before they have time to react you proceed to cum on their face.

Hey Teresa, what did you do last friday? I had the best time ever, Jonathon gave me the good ole power bust.

42 Power Hour

21 Beers and 21 Shots in 1 hour. Preferably on your 21st birthday!!

Guy: Dude your going to die doing the "42 power hour"
DumbASS: nawh man ill be fine.