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Overconfidence in something.
Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.
Jack is crazy. He bet nailing his balls to the wall he could make that shot.
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when a man's naked balls suddenly and unintentionally become visible, often through a space in his shorts.
Dave was speaking passionately against poverty in the third world, but no one could take him seriously cause the we were all snickering about his peek-a-balls.
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When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.
Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.
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A group of shacks occupied entirely by Indians. They like to pretend that is an actual town. There diet consists almost entirely of smoked whitefish and cheap whiskey. Has a meth driven economy and is a great place to go if you want to get stabbed.
Hey I wanna get some smoked whitefish, we should make a run to Ball Club.
Nah didn't you hear, the whitfish guys shack got burned down by a bunch of drunken Indians
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A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.
???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid
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Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
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ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise
Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping
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