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Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.
“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”
A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer
Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?
Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!
When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.
Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)
Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.
Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?
Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER
*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*
OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!