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Combination of relatable and retar*ed
That's pretty retardable ngl
Just Peak Stupidity Retard Activities
What the Fuck? Im just Peak Retardation.
A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada
His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.
One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.