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One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.
There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend
Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying
Lennox:totally but he can be nice
David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.
A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles
His ass is also rly fun to slap