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once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie
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shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken
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When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
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Shooting people in a shooter but not seeming to deal any damage or kill them
Whilst playing on a shooting game you don't seem to be dealing any damage but yourself, getting annhilated.
Therefore your gun is firing Bullets 0f Butter
(This how become 1 of my 2 nicknames)
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Doo doo butter is a yellow-ish and brown semi-liquid secretion from the anus. It can be caused unannounced from having too much anal sex, i.e (the anus becomes loose and open where when you walk the buttox will generate the anus to motion and thus leak). Sometimes during the act of anal sex doo doo butter will slowly ooze out of the anus during the intercourse.
"Damn La'Tonka! Your second-cousin's baby's mama's sister in-law, Sharilla sharted some nasty doo doo butter on me after I gave that ho a good ass invasion!"
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a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
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The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.
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When a man spreads peanut butter all over his dick in order to attract females
I use the Peanut Butter Trick to help me get laid, bitches luv it
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