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Call of duty

A game franchise for people who think they are good at videogames

Dude 1: hey dude I'm no.1 at call of duty warzone

Dude 2( a chad): ew

by Ibo8 April 20, 2022


Call of Duty

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.

Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

by a guy who likes stuff February 22, 2019


Call of Duty

9 year old online daycare.

9 year old's mom: dude you gotta go to school
9 year old: no, call of duty.

by orbein October 13, 2023


Call of Duty

A dying game that gets boring after 20 minutes of playing it. Somehow makes you mature 10+ years in 5 minutes. Garbage ass game that garbage people play. This game is full of racist crackers who enjoy calling me nigge*. This game is enjoyable when you booted offline and get in a jackets game. The servers are amazing lagging out sometimes but overall 10/10 game.

Logan: Wanna play call of duty?
Andrew: fuck nah nigga I’m playing fortnite

by seviccs July 27, 2021


Call of duty

Hard anal thrusting on Wednesday afternoon while shit talking while playing call of duty.

That call of duty was amazing yesterday.

by EdgyptiAn rusty balls May 20, 2022


Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 1, 2011


Shooty Call

A man who is willing to let a younger woman give him a Booty Call, and be her sub or toy as directed, especially so she can see or feel a sperm shower.

I'd answer her Shooty Call any night, and do just about anything she asked—including lick it off.

by kosmik ray May 19, 2023