Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.
My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.
When something is super hard, or too hard.
"That math test was beef hard"
An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.