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When you crap on a plate, in a nice cirsle, then cum all over it.
The Cinnamon Roll can make you sick, however, they are very juicy.
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fat latina chick with titts so big you can't tell if she is walkin or rollin.
I had to turn sideways to get around this mexican walk n roll. with my back to the wall Mrs. walk n roll asked would you like some jelly beans senior!
2 fat latina chicks are called walk n rollers !!!
7 fat latina chicks are called " just roll over me "
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A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.
Male: It's almost dry now.
Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!
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When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
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the eye motion made by one of great emocity signaling that he or she finds whatever she's hearing or seeing simply derogatory and not worth her attention.
some emo hater: "damn i hate emos they should all just kill themselves and spare us having to listen to their emoans and seeing them flip their hair."
emo kid: -performs the "emo eye roll"
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The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.
Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
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1) to have the ability to tell if a girl is fat even if she is wearing baggy clothing.
2) estimating the amount of rolls a girl has even thought she has conservative clothing. (ie. sweatshirt, sweatpants)
Guy 1: Hey check out that chick over there man! She is kinda cute!
Guy 2: No man she's a fatty. I have my X-roll vision active.
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