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Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
The spawn of death himself
I’m a ninja fanboy
You uncultured swine
the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"
"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you