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The practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. This phrase is inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.
I've been a good boy all week, but Saturday is my Hobbit Day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.
I haven't eaten a carb in weeks, but I'm going to get my Hobbit on come Saturday.
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Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.
OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.
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The day after Christmas... when everyone feels guilt-free about buying whatever they really wanted but didn't get for Christmas.
Dude #1: Yo, did you see Victoria at the mall on Versacme Day?
Dude #2: How could you miss her... shopping binge is an understatement.
Dude #1: So ridiculous!
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On september 14th, potato squad reunites after long summer break and they have the best time in their lives.
Yeyy Its potato dayyy
I wonder if boys are still gay
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The day in which a baby is born via c-section
"I wasnt born, I was removed. Happy removal day!"
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A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.
"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"
"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"
"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"
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