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Sorta like no nut November but you must nut every day for the whole month of december
Dude 1. Are you participating in destroy dick December
Dude 2. Hell yeah
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National lick your nan’s hole day
Person:hey Nan I’m going to lick your hole
Nan:why?
Person:because it’s December 27th so I have to
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Whan the uglyest person was born.
*Me being born on December 2
parent "AHHHHHHHH" . D
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December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
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A month where you can hit/punch Any boy in there dick for the month
To get back at the boys for slap ass October, have fun!
Sarah: *punches jacks dick*
Jack: wtf?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?
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The day a surprise aerial attack on the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor on Oahu Island, Hawaii, by the Japanese that precipitated the entry of the United States into World War II. The strike climaxed a decade of worsening relations between the United States and Japan. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) stated that date will be a "a date which will live in infamy". Every year since the Pearl Harbor attacks, the President of the United States of America orders the American flag to be flown at half staff on December 7.
Never forget December 7, 1941 and September 11, 2001. #americastrong
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Do you know an Eli? Aren't they annoying? Well, this is the month for you. During the month of December, throw you friend Eli as far as you want! It's fine!
Linnea: "Guess what month it is."
Nihaal: "What?"
Linnea: "It's Throw Eli December!"
Nihaal: "Let's goooo."
Eli: "Uh oh..."
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