Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.
Joseph:
Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?
Me:
Are you still playing
That cringe Fortnite? That’s
Our friendship is over!
Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?
Me:
Joseph: Dude?
A dumb game where you shoot people and do dumb dance moves that cancerous children do. I would recommend minecraft better tbh
Cancerous Kid: I like Fortnite Minecraft is trash
Me: Take that back or else I will rip your guts out
A video game that is free but u end up buying for it....it’s addicting &’ breaks relationships
As in Her: Baby can u come over;))
As in Him: Nah bitch Im tryna get a win, maybe later.
Fortnite: a addicting video game
The abomination that will fuck up, destroy and literally rob everything you ever loved. (And will destroy every single keyboard, mouse, or controller you ever had.)
The game has alot of after effects on humans, especially your casual hypebeast nigga that includes: Terminal Cancer, Head trauma, Depression, Self Harm,Harm to keyboards, Questioning man kind's existance, Questioning if God abandoned us, PTSD, and most commonly, death.
Do not play this game without a trained professional , a doctor, or your Grandma watching over you, or it will result in immediate death.
According to or data,
The nigga Ninja played so much Fortnite, that he wil turn into literal A S H in the next year.
THE GREATEST GAME EVER! It has a bunch of sweats and epic games is stupid. It will soon become minecraft.
Og: "In fortnite I dropped with 27 kills I'm a bot."
Season 3 player: "What? I got 13 kills as my most!? Is season 3 og? My bot games are 2 kills or less and I average 6!"
Average guy: "Rip I average 8 kills and when I play bot I get 3 kills or less my most kills are 16."