Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

Mid-towns

A term to describe a pair of retros/airforce1s

yo my guys got those mid-towns from New Jersey , must be a mason or suh'n?

Callie Town

Callie. Someone who dumps for brennan

Callie is a Callie town because she likes brennan

Escapè town

Man driving a vehicle ment for a woman.

My friend goes to escapè town.

breaking bussy town

when walter white and jesse are my ass last saturday i loved it it was butifull i cant do this anymore goodbye my life is no longer worth living rip in peace lmao get prankd lol i was joking lmao what a funny prank thanks man np hey what if demon

have u heard of breaking bussy town?

no.

Leave town

A phrase used when someone says something hella annoying and u want them to fuck off

Todd: hey man, did u watch river dale last night?? I don’t ship Betty and Archie even a little.
Jeremy: bro leave town barchie for life

Town Tricycle

A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.

Synonym: fuckboy

That Town Tricycle has a punch card at the free clinic