A sam is usaually found outside or near primary schools, They are nerds that rarely achieve. They prefer modes of transports like cycling or their white van because they touch children
oh look it the boy that touched me!
Oh yeh, thats sam!
RUN
Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.
Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done
a Sam is a really nice person. they can be so nice and caring but they arnt doing best in school and the chances of them have a depressed and sad life style is very high. a Sam would be a class clown and would be so fun to get along with they are mean but can also be extremely kind and funny. any person is lucky to have a Sam in their life and that's final. a Sam would make sure their friends have a nice time with them but when they go home they have abusive parents and they don't really ever get along with them and a Sam would probably have attempted suicide at least once
them: omg he's so nice
you: he's a Sam
A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.
Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.
That’s so Sam of Sam to do.
What a Sam.