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Means you drown in pussy every day
Carson throws 4 fingers up in every photo
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When you deny a woman your credit card.
"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."
"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"
Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
An effective way of seducing/ pleasing your sexual partner using three fingers
Dude I hit her with the three finger mack, she is down for the count.
The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.
Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.
during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.
my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.
When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.
beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her