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1) A cranked up, stiff non-syncopated drum beat. The snare drum must be very loud. This is a result of a music industry in the 1980’s that wanted to distance itself from any of the “boring” improvisational aspects of hard rock music.
2) Squealing lead guitar that lacks any semblance of feeling
and may be dropped into any other song on recording by said band.
3) Angry lyrics about teachers, cops and parents who are
always f-ing with you. Sometimes even librarians may be a target in videos.
4) Lyrics about being high.
5) Band members must laugh incessantly at all of their own responses to interviewer's questions. (David Lee Roth started this trend but he actually was funny.)
Butt rock is 1980's lightweight pop metal strutting with hair spray.
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listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot.
Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback. Do you guys want to come have some oatmeal and yogurt while we jam out. Next week I'm going to buy the latest Buckcherry, now that's "oatmeal rock".
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Something that has happened that needs to be promptly covered up, so that no one gets pissed at all of you. It's a code word for what really happened...
For example, you and your best friend make out with her exboyfriend and his best friend while you were baked, and no one even enjoyed it anyway because you've been friends with one of the guys since second grade, and the other one is like your brother, and you can't let anyone find out because it can't get back to the girlfriend of one of the guys, who is also one of you and your friends good friends...
But when you all show up to arena later that day with red eyed and guilty looking, people area all like, "Where've you guys been?" and none of you know what to say because you're all baked anyway, so you say that you got baked and did something really stupid, and then the person figures out what probably happened, and runs off and tells the guys girlfriends, and then she gets all pissed and thinks that you and your friend are whores, and are all pissed at the guys, and then everyone else finds out and gets all pissed off and moody and angst ridden, and then someone suddenly blurts, "what the hell were you thinking?" and you, thinking quickly on you're feed reply...
"Actually, the stupid thing we did was put rocks in a blender."
And everyone's all like, oh, that's dumb, and gets over it because they're in high school and they think that EVERYTHING matters and is a big deal.
I guess you could say that we put rocks in a blender, is WAS just as graceful, and just as intelligent.
*~*Yosai*~*El Douche-o*~*Cutie*~*Whipped no more*~*
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Not a bad town but lots of lazy niggers and dumb immigrants
People act like you’ll die if you’re in the hood of Rock Island but every gangbanger is a pussy
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1. A young basketball player, particularly younger than most of his / her team mates.
2. Babyface
3. Someone who is of great talent in the field of cosmetology.
4. A complimentary nickname for someone who is great in the field of Cosmetology.
I got a fresh fade yesterday, my barber pulled a J-ROCK, it looks fresh as sh*t!
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The love to grind on a mans chest with a hard vagina because its the only way to get her off. She is scared to put anything on or near her vagina. These people are also quiet in bed, pretty much lifeless.
Sarah was grinding with her rock vagina on his chest to get off?!
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Getting fucked incredibly good
Her: I wanna get my shit rocked tonight
Him: I’m gonna rock your shit
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