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The thing you say to your pillow when you thrust your dick in you lonley fuck
Boy: AHHH OMG MMHHH~ NGHHH FUCK ME DADDY~~
Mother: Son are you alright?
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When your with your daddy (any kind) and he sharts
Daddy: *sharts*
Her:Oh daddy poo! What a big one you got there
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Canonically the sexiest Hashira- so flashy and flamboyant, you’ll get blinded and need sunglasses. 3 wives and he loves them a lot but that should be me bro! He has the biggest dick in KNY (the author told me) and his headband is so flashy.
Uzui (Daddy) Tengen’s headband stays on during sex
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The member of a close group of friends that pays for everything so the group can actually do cool stuff.
Aaron: You coming to the Knicks game?
James: I can't afford it.
Aaron: Don't worry, Robert will cover you. He's a bromance sugar daddy.
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In which a long legged person with the fartherly feature is found. This certain being has long luscious legs with the face of a daddy. With the presence of daddy material
“Have you found daddy long legs Kim?
“No I haven’t found myself a daddy long legs”
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when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!
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When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.
Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?