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That thing my friends always beat me in
Microsoft fan: “You should play Halo”
Me: (yelling) “Eat super smash bros, bitch” (proceeds to throw 3ds in Microsoft fans face)
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A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.
Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
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A gaming community based around bro tanks a.k.a. tank tops. It is a lifestyle choice and a good one at that. Although it hasn't been tested, most members are known to have extremely sexy butts.
1. Ever since I became part of the Bro Tank Squad, I have become more manly! My mom is jealous.
2. Why does @GoldGloveTV have a hammer?? #BroTankSquad
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Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.
Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.
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The phenomenon where a grind train consists of all bros and one or no females. Resulting in straight guys grinding on each other in a train. Usually in a party with too many bros and not enough girls.
AKA: BGT
Dude, lets go to another party, everyone is just in a Bro Grind Train here.
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The Most innovative fighting game that uses a damage percent counter instead of a heath bar has 40 playable characters and packed with unlockable features and game modes.
Amazing multiplayer game. raise da roof!
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An act that requires three participants (gender does not matter), and involves one participant either fisting the anus or vagina of the second participant, while a third participant fists the mouth of the second participant. The two (participants 1 and 3) then bump fists inside the organs of the second participant and then pull out allowing the the second participant to then vomit/shit his entrails onto the floor/bed/table/etc..
Anthony was able to convince Shaun and Joey to try bulimic bro fisting, needless to say Anthony didn't come out of that one with a clean carpet.
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