Rural Dictionary

Poop Block

When you really have to go poop but your wife, your girlfriend or kids do not want you to go poop because it will stink the bathroom.

Husband: Hey are you done with that magazine I really need to go poop!

Wife: Don't go and poop in there!! I need to do my make up! Wait till I get done!

Husband: Do not be a poop block!!!!!!

by Pimpin Otter January 25, 2010

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Poop sock

A poop sock is something that is tasty!

Poop sock is...

My peepee itches

by Guncle Fred April 11, 2019

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If you eat poo poo, it chemically combines with nuclouric acid (NH76 in the stomach) to form a super poop which consists of 100% poop material and when it is excreted it appears an iridescent green colour .(errrhhh) WARNING!: may take up to 1 hour to excrete

Pooper 1: Man, i ate my wifes ploopy today and i know im gonna have to deal with a Poop-a-saurus at around 4 o clock

Pooper 2: You always do this when i tell you not to. Now im gonna have to help you excrete that motherfucker with a plunger later

by Zelldisch February 4, 2010

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poop and pee

The two things thing that people of all gender can reproduce.

There are many types of poop and pee . Depending on how your body reacts, they can become un-normal. For example, if you have food poisoning, or had too much Mexican, your poop with most likely come out liquid and green. Formally known as diarrhea.
If you have some sort of infection, your pee might come out with a sting, but it is very rare for it to look un-normal.

Where to find poop and pee?
Usually in public bathroom stalls is the best place. You will easily be able to tell if someone is pooping or peeing from the sound coming from the stall. You may hear lots of farting if one is pooping.

Friend: Hey, did you hear about that movie last night?
Friend2: Hold on, gotta go poop on your toilet.

Friend: Did you like that horror movie we saw last night.
Friend2: Yeah, except when I got pee all over my pants at that screamo!

Friend2: Sorry about getting poop and pee all over your moms thong!

by Two things people produce May 1, 2018

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