Miss fish stick

Hat wearing sandwich eating disco dancing machine

Miss fish stick does all this stuff

stick-icky-icky

Highly potent Marijuana.

That is some stick-icky-icky doja man.

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Use the middle stick

In the PS3 game Batman Arkham Asylum the character Scarecrow is messing with Batman's mind. At one point in the game it appears as if Batman is shot and killed by The Joker. You then see the Game Over screen, that tells you "Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's gunfire."

However, this was all just an illusion caused by Scarecrow's feargas. Also there is no middle stick on the PlayStation 3 controller.

Whenever one of your friends needs help in a game and doesn't know what to do, tell them to use the non-existent middle stick. This will most likely confuse, dumbfound and enrage them - in that order.

Guy1: "Dude, I need help on Modern Warfare 2. How do I do headshots?"
Guy2: "Use the middle stick."
Guy1: "Thanks, man. (...) What the?! I can't seem to find the middle stick on my controller. (...) Wait a second.... WHY YOU LOUSY LITTLE #%*§#$!"
Guy2: "Heh."

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stick up kid

A person who robs people and/or stores.

"In broad daylight stick up kids they run up on us" -- Nas

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fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.

"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

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nigger be good stick

a blunt object occasionally with a nail thru it used to put inferiors into place

that KFC scroungin son o' bitch trying stealin my hubcaps when i was'd goin thru drivethru so i got out and introduced him to mr. nigger be good stick

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Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit