rick roll link

me:trying to troll meh friends

me:wassup

friend:hi

me:can i send you a cool video

friend:k bro

me:*sends link*

friend:hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i sa this video kind of sus

me:uh wdym?

friend:*gets rick rolled*

ex friend:we are not friends anymore

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hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'

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Dirty roll up

getting little bits of tobacco from the butts on the ground and rolling your own cig with a paper n the tobacco

We were strapped for cash so we pulled out some papers n made some dirty roll ups.

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Rolling Web Site

1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.

Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???

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Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

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rolling gold mine

A sarcastic description for any older car which is not necessarily a desirable collector's item, whose owner believes it to be worth large amounts of money because of the publicity older cars receive on TV hot rodding shows, and the amount more desirable older cars do sell for at million dollar auctions, and for the outrageous amounts older cars are listed for on the on-line auction sites.

Smitty listed his 6-cylinder, 4-door, 1972 Dodge on the auction site with a reserve of $6,000. He thinks he has a rolling gold mine.

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tootsie roll effect

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.

See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.

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