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When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"
"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.
You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja
shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
the act of fucking a hoe so low key, no one knows about it.
treyvon: "yo my nigga, you and dat bitch lucy still fucking"
johnson: "my nigga keep that on the dl...but yeah we ninja boning."