Kid 1: Yo Imma lowkey throw a brick at the teacher. Ya hear me
Kid 2: Do it you wouldn't
*Throws brick*
Teacher: HEY! I KNOW IT WAS YOU 2 WHO THREW THAT BRICK!
Kids at the same time: RUN CUNT
An older person getting alcohol for white suburban south side of chicago teenagers.
Person 1: Hey what do you guys want, my brothers getting us a run.
Person 2: Hey get us Twisted, Mikes, and Bud
The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.
He tiptoed his way cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.
Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.
Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs
Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.
The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.
Be aware of the running penis.
Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“
There was a serial killer in the 1930’s in this place called Kingsbury Run in Ohio. I think that the place was like part of the Cleveland Ohio metropolitan area or something. Anyways, they killed like around 5 or 6 people or something. Decapitated their heads and left their bodies on the streets. His identity has never been known.
The killer completely got away with everything
I wonder who the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run was, and what was their motivation behind the murders ?
World may never know…