Sam

A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.

Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.

That’s so Sam of Sam to do.

What a Sam.

Sam

I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.

Bill: He looks like a Sam

Sam

Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.

Julia: look at him! Thats the guy you like right?
Maggie: Yeah thats him. His name is Sam!

Sam

A violent and badass girl. She has a really sarcastic/sarchotic and dark sense of humor so many people can dislike her, but she gives the best advice. She also has a sporty/tomboy personality and can kick your ass if she wants to. She rarely smiles and has the world’s scariest death stare. She is very smart so gets annoyed by dumb things that girls do. She prefers the company of annoying boys rather than prissy girls. Sam would rather break stuff, go skateboarding and play Assassin’s Creed rather than hang out with girls at the mall, wear makeup and go for girly sleepovers. She likes rock, rap and emo pop compared to stupid, slow love songs. She has grown up with 4 brothers/ cousin brothers so she knows how to deal with dumbass boys.

Sam is AMAZING.

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats