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1. Makes your toenails grow.
2. Sideways.
“Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!
hooooooooot yum yum
i love gay porn sooooooooooo much yum yum daddy {moans}
Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January
"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
No one knows why but someone made hardcore porn out of a character from a kid's game (Animal Crossing). Ankaha has been seen as ''hot'' by many people so you know what rule 34 artists decided to do.
Ankaha porn is very hot I like to beat to it
Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?