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What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.
What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.
A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.
SPOILERS FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE:
The song "Stronger than you" from Steven Universe S.1 EP.53. A song that Garnet sings whilst fighting Jasper on her ship after Ruby and Sapphire fuse, forming Garnet and revealing her to be a fusion.
Quick description of Jailbreak S.1 EP.53: "Following the Crystal Gems' defeat by Jasper, Steven wakes imprisoned in a cell with a black eye, blocked by an electric, yellow force field."
"Yo, Stronger than you is straight fire, man!"
"So true!"
Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.
I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.
Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...
A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes
Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight