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A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.
A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
It's a code word for pussy juice.
Baby, LET me drink you pine apple juice.
When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off apple tastes rotten.
said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.
girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?