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a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!
The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.
A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends
is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?
You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.
Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple
when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.
“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”