Cookie

A mixture of flour and water that new moonshiners use to seal off their cheap, crappy made still.

God damn’t Pete grab the cookie we’re losing that good liquor!

Cookie

A piece of baked flour with frickin chocolate parts thrown randomly on it. If you are payin attention to dis then congratz u lost 10sec reading this dumb definition like who doesnt know wot a cookie is

Someone: Hey want a cookie?
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...

cookie

a dick move.

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.

Cookie

And edible desert that can be crunchy or soft. Usually have chocolate or candy inside but is super good. Always crumbly

Cookie is my future stripper name because I like to crumble boys hearts

Cookie

YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip

Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg

Cookie

A woman’s kitty.

Her cookie was so good!

Cookie

To suckith of a dick

Kenneth said he gone give me a cookie