When a ghost performs fellatio on a man through his clothes. Can be performed by a ghost of any gender.
"Bro, aren't you sad that your girlfriend died?"
"Nah fam, now I can get that good-ass ghost head"
When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.
The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.
when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
1.Something that never existed.
2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.
Literally ignore someone in a chat.
Dood 1: Did you guys do the homeworks?
Dood 2: The new update of this game is soo cool!
Dood 3: You are absolutely right !
Dood 1: WTF ok I'm officialy ghost banned