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Michael

Giant dick

Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021


Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick

I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning

by bigdick51 November 23, 2021


Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by November 7, 2022


Michael

A person who say yu drink soda for fun

Michael: i was saving that for when i eat

Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun

by Drink soda for fun December 16, 2020


Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023


Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl

Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee

by Humbleberry November 26, 2021


Michael

Michael has "You're welcome syndrome", he always expects a thank you when doing the smallest of tasks. He also has anger issues as he can't take impostors as a game. Kid gets angry at fortnite and starts arguments, don't understand that he's the real problem, still thinks shayla loves him.

Harry: *sits in silence, playing a game and gets shot at*
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY

by Cray Cray Zoey November 9, 2021