Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

human centipede on a stick

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.

Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

electronic pimp stick

The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.

Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.

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short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

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sex on a stick

when you rub your private parts on a stick

Thats sex on a stick

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