Dad

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

Dad

Dad:twat

Who’s ur dad???
Me:a twat

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk

I love my dad:)

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

Dad

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

dad

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad!
person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!