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micro dick

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick feel

when something really sucks or is just bad

Hey Kyle did Mrs bowman give us alot of homework. Ya. Wow what a dick feel.

by um not zack August 30, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

647๐Ÿ‘ 264๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 11, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


on his dick

Adj.: to be excessively praising an individual, nearly hinting at some form of attraction.

Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.

by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.

"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."

by DC.Kerr September 20, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž