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You can hit Shannon wallis anywhere on every Wednesday
Hit Shannon wallis day you can hit her on every Wednesday.
i dont fucking know k bye loser
john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids
You know what’s up , prior to doing or getting something
Jason knew what it was hitting for before he left group.
Kita knew what it was hitting for when she bought the dress
When you smoking with or without your homies and you take a hit in honor of them at the very end of the session.
“Alright I think this’ll be my last hit, and I’ll take my Hit For The Homies after, then I’m done.”
When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness
Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then
Similar to a bong hit, this rather unique move involves holding a scrunched nerf ball against ones unwashed sphincter and releasing both the nerf ball and ass air,(preferably as rancid as possible) at the same time. While clutching the foul stink ball ever so gently, grab your partner in a headlock and squeeze said ball directly into the nostrils.
Tom- Dude, Last night I gave my girl a bung hit and she broke free from my headlock screaming and hit her head on the mantle. I don’t know which one knocked her out though.