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The game in which the mighty Brisbane Lions rule over all other teams!!!
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Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks
1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks
Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two
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A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.
Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?
Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
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Gunnar's Rule Book is full of rules that any male wants to add. All rules are Rule #1, just because Rule #2 & #3 just aren't as important.
To add a rule, simple say, "Rule #1, (whatever the rule is you want to add)"
Gunnar's Rule Book
Rule #1, follow the rule #1s.
Rule #1, girls can't make rule #1s.
Rule #1, stick it in the bitches ear.
Rule #1, make all the rules you want!!!
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The triple F rule is when one person (for the sake of explenation we will say a male) doesnt have a partner but instead Finds a women, has sex with said women, then proceeds to leave the women without calling. So, in essence, the triple F rule means to Find, Fuck, Flee
Male one- "yo, why dont you got a girl"
Male two- "Im a triple F rule kinda guy"
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If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.
Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
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an excuse to eat food off the floor.
Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE
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