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a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.
Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.
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when you shit on someones ass then kick them with your boot. Leaving a boot print on their ass in poo.
Last night i fucked jen then boot slaped then boot slaped the hell out of her.
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Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians
Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!
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When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.
"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....
Slap, Slap, Slap
You have just recive a Deceiving Slap
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Wut busted ho's get that steal ur man, friend's man, relatives, or ur boyz.
U know wut ho's get? They get ho slapped!!
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Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?
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Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December
John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
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