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Buying a star means that you buy a lot of stuff for a friend so you kind of buy their friendship with objects.
You're buying a star for her.
When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &
He/she "takes you to The Stars"
👽👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🛸
🎇🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🎇
So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
🤪👽🛸👅
A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.
Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.
Someone who saves their virginity for a celebrity. They truly believe that at some point in their life, they will have a chance to fornicate with said celebrity.
Gabby is such a star sleeper. She won't stop talking about how she wants to bang Liam Payne from One Direction
Boo-boo star is a slang term for moles or dark freckles or spots found on the skin.
I can’t believe how many boo-boo stars I have on my back!
The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music
Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
Someone who is famous for being a flake.
Hes a total Flake Star and its super hard to acually see or get ahold of him.