1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.
2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.
Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.
When you have a roster of thick girls
"Yo bro you talking to anyone." - Bro
"Yeah a few, but its a pig pen." - me
A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.
when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
When you have sex with a fat woman and keep it on the down low
"Fletcher, did you fuck a pig in a blanket"
"No i didn't fuck Mckenzie"
When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.
Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "
The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!