3$ less than 1

a funny story that ends like this- the change is three dollars les than 1 bitch!

and the cashier said, "3$ less than 1 grandma u slutbag"

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cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop

wot cops say wen one of there fellow cops is killed, is used in the song deep cover

Cop : theres bin a 1-8-7 on the motorway

chief: damn this is all we need where a man down

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1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock

A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.

Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.

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cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop

"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.

DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.

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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

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Number 1 New York times best seller

THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)

This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS

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