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When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
Ghetoo term for a girl that's got it all. Big ass, tits, and a nice puss.
Kalondro, my dawg...yo, a hot egg & cheese behind you.
When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you
Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny
Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend
That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
when you hit it from the back and hit the mans nuts. very painful.
Jamie was having sex and irene hit him with a grimey egg roll. Jamie was very mad.
An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge
Wow, what a spoicy dog
I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg